Worst-Case Scenario

Danger! It lurks at every corner. Volcanoes. Sharks. Cyberbullies. Sinkholes. From wresting an alligator to evading drones to landing a plane if the pilot passes out, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook is here to help with expert, illustrated, step-by-step instructions for life's sudden turns for the worst. Needed now more than ever, this revised and expanded edition-published on the international bestseller's 20th anniversary-delivers frightening and funny real advice readers need to know fast. With crucial information added from across the Worst-Case series and 20 all-new scenarios for twenty-first century threats (extreme weather, "fake news," dropping a cell phone in the toilet), this action-packed hardcover handbook brings emergency instruction for anxious times.

You're done with the rat race and ready to relax! Your troubles are over-or are they just beginning? This humorous and portable guide will steer you through all the dangers retirement can throw at you. Learn: • How to beat seasickness on your round-the-world cruise • How to drive a golf cart through a hurricane • How to get your grown child to move out . . . and more survival strategies to enjoy the good life while preparing for the worst!

The doomsday clock is seconds from midnight. Extinction-level dangers draw closer with every tick. But fear not! Here is an indispensable guide to preparing for and surviving the ultimate in worst-case scenarios, with humor to lighten the load. You can't panic if you're laughing. Dozens of survival experts provide illustrated, step-by-step instructions on: • How to Pack a Go Bag in Thirty Minutes • How to Make Your Bunker Feel Like Home • How to Survive an Alien Invasion • How to Defeat a Robot Uprising • How to Survive the Next Pandemic • How to Fend Off a Hostile Clan • How to Eat Insects and Rodents • How to Rebuild a Utopian Society You've gotten this far. Don't let zombies take you out.

Erupting volcanoes. Ravenous sharks. Pooping in the woods. The great outdoors is a weird, wonderful, and scare-your-pants-off terrifying place. Whether you're freezing in the Arctic, escaping quicksand in the jungle, or befriending tarantulas in the desert, this guide has you covered. Bust this guide open and discover step-by-step instructions for surviving the most extreme situations that Planet Earth can throw at you. Learn how to: • Dodge a charging rhinoceros • Ride out a sandstorm • Navigate by the stars • Build a snow cave • Cross piranha-infested waters • And much more! Yeah, the outdoors can be scary, but you've got this indispensable, laugh-out-loud survival guide. So what are you waiting for? Get out there!

Getting into a car is the most dangerous thing most of us do every day. Learn expert advice for handling scary scenarios behind the wheel: • How to drive down a flight of stairs • How to pee in the car while stuck in traffic • How to bail out of a car at high speeds . . . and more survival strategies that fit in your glove compartment.