Space Janitor

It's a dirty galaxy and someone has to clean it. Avoiding the wealthy inhabitants on the upper levels of Station Kelly Kornienko is bot-programmer Triana's number one rule. Well, number two, right after "eat all the chocolate." But when one of her cleaning bots finds a dead body, all the rules go out the airlock. A highly connected security agent interrupts her routine with stories of missing bodies, and Triana can't ignore him; it's cooperate or find a new job. A girl has to pay the rent, even on a crappy studio compartment. Working with a shiny detective beats a shuttle dirt-side, so Triana lends her programming skills to Agent O'Neill's investigation. Together, they find more victims and evidence of a major cover-up. It will take all Triana's technical talents, most of O'Neill's connections, and some really excellent croissants to stop the murders, save her job, and ultimately, her life. Brand new narration by Rachel Music The complete Space Janitor series: • The Vacuum of Space • The Dust of Kaku • The Trouble with Tinsel • Glitter in the Stars • Sweeping S'Ride • Orbital Operations The follow on series includes: • The Rings of Grissom • Planetary Spin Cycle • Waxing the Moon of Lewei • Changing the Speed of Light Bulbs • Sun Spot Remover (coming to audio in 2026) • Warp, Rinse, Repeat (coming to audio in 2026)

They say you can never go home. But you can clean it. Triana Moore, maintenance bot technician on Station Kelly-Kornienko, prefers life in orbit where the air is purified, the commute is short, and nature doesn't get all over you. But when a minor infraction gets her sent to remedial training dirtside, she doesn't complain. Who wouldn't enjoy a few days of sitting in the sunshine, eating gourmet burgers, and drinking too much Jager Hula? When an unscheduled beach weekend uncovers dangerous squatters in her childhood home, the space janitor decides to clean house. She enlists the help of her roommate, Kara, and security agent Ty O'Neill. As they investigate, old friends resurface in suspicious circumstances, and Triana doesn't know whom she can trust. She's scheduled to work on Monday, so she must answer these questions before the weekend is over: Who are these infiltrators? What do they want? And when will that pizza finally be delivered?