Retro Whimsy

Welcome to Retro Whimsy, the best place for vintage toys, games, and more! Here you'll find everything you need and things you'll never expect.Cinder certainly never expected the two Trogg dolls gifted to her by her best friend to grow and turn sentient at night. There was no predicting them asking her for her help. Now she has two six foot, poofy-haired roommates desperate to serve in order to break the curse put on them a hundred years ago. But what they don't know, the thing Cinder needs the most is something no one can do for her. Sabrina Cross (she/her) is a neurospicy 80's baby from the middle of nowhere Michigan, where she still lives with her cat. She came into her monster romance era early when she fell in love with Beast from the 1997's X-Men animated series.After discovering sentient object romance in early 2023, Sabrina decided to embrace what she calls her 'Hold My Beer' style of writing and gave into the lifelong dream of being an author. When not writing weird monster/sentient object smut, Sabrina can be found hanging out on social media (@authorsabrinacross), reading, or hoarding office supplies.

Welcome to Retro Whimsy where the owners know just what you need.Katie is looking to rekindle her love of video games after she was very publicly dumped by her gaming streamer boyfriend. Her cousin encourages her to return to the basics and get retro with a system from the local vintage store. Katie finds more than she expected when the Square system she purchases comes with a bootlegged dating simulator. Nathaniel is everything she likes in a man with none of the complications of being real.Cursed by his girlfriend, Nathaniel has been trapped inside the video game for the last decade. Katie may be just what he needs to escape. But can he convince her he's real, and really needs her help to escape? Sabrina Cross (she/her) is a neurospicy 80's baby from the middle of nowhere Michigan, where she still lives with her cat. She came into her monster romance era early when she fell in love with Beast from the 1997's X-Men animated series.After discovering sentient object romance in early 2023, Sabrina decided to embrace what she calls her 'Hold My Beer' style of writing and gave into the lifelong dream of being an author. When not writing weird monster/sentient object smut, Sabrina can be found hanging out on social media (@authorsabrinacross), reading, or hoarding office supplies.

Welcome to Retro Whimsy! You're always in for a good deal on all the things you want.Dallas didn't plan on buying anything when her friend dragged her into the vintage store during their girl's day. Her plan to wait at the counter backfired when she spotted the fountain pen of her dreams for an impossibly good price.She should have known the deal was too good to be true and now she's in possession of a cursed journalist. She's determined to help Ryder find his freedom but maybe he's just what Dallas needs to rescue herself. Sabrina Cross (she/her) is a neurospicy 80's baby from the middle of nowhere Michigan, where she still lives with her cat. She came into her monster romance era early when she fell in love with Beast from the 1997's X-Men animated series.After discovering sentient object romance in early 2023, Sabrina decided to embrace what she calls her 'Hold My Beer' style of writing and gave into the lifelong dream of being an author. When not writing weird monster/sentient object smut, Sabrina can be found hanging out on social media (@authorsabrinacross), reading, or hoarding office supplies.