Pap and Pup Peters

"The first thing we do, let's pay all the lawyers." -William Shakespeare"Ask not what your lawyer can do for you but rather what you can do for your lawyer." - John F. Kennedy"What's wrong with cake?" -Marie Antoinette "To put it bluntly, our services are designed to bring fear, terror and the threat of bankruptcy to all who come in contact with them." -Patrick A. Peters III, Partner"P.S. We noticed that your client's most recent 10-K filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission appears to have substantially overstated the company's third quarter earnings. In an era where virtually every corporate misstep leads to a class action lawsuit, this misstatement could prove troublesome." Patrick A. Peters ("Pap") and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters ("Pup") are lawyers with a distinctive eye for opportunity. Pap convinces Pup who is a good lawyer despite having gone to Yale Law School that they should leave their respective big-firm practices in New York City to start up a hopefully lucrative practice as plaintiffs' class action lawyers.The brothers meet a variety of clients, judges, and lawyers as they embark on a resourceful and unique approach to lawyer-client relationships all inspired by actual court cases.Written with humor and parlance that only comes from a depth of legal experience, Morrison captures the trials and tribulations of human behavior that strike a chord with every reader.A graduate of Otterbein University (Ohio) and New York University Law School, T. C. Morrison spent his 50-year legal career writing briefs and trying cases around the country for a series of New York City law firms.

"Pap" and "Pup" Peters, those intrepid tort lawyers whose zany exploits have delighted readers of Tort$ "R" Us, Please Pass The Tort$ and Send In The Tort Lawyer$, return with yet another round of legal shenanigans guaranteed to make you laugh until you weep.Their latest antics take them into the brave new world of artificial intelligence: a massive lawsuit against two Super Pacs who poured money into the campaign of a New York Congressman whose entire persona was generated by an AI program; and a lawsuit on behalf of sultry actresses and models, including the unforgettable Lydia Lowlace, whose voices have been appropriated for a series of female chatbots who provide comfort, and lots of sexual innuendo, to lonely men. In one of their most creative lawsuits ever, they pursue three leading auction houses who purchased and then resold expensive jewelry and watches stolen from the rich and famous by the "Gentleman Thief" and his bogus Swiss heiress girlfriend. And Mona Lott makes yet another appearance in her ongoing feud with her small Connecticut town over lawn mowing. A graduate of Otterbein University (Ohio) and New York University Law School, T. C. Morrison spent his 50-year legal career writing briefs and trying cases around the country for a series of New York City law firms.

"WHO PUT THE BOTS IN THE TORT$? is Hilarious! You don't have to be a lawyer to enjoy this laugh-out-loud funny book." -Liz McClelland, Retired Wealth Adviser "Pap" and "Pup" Peters, those intrepid tort lawyers whose hilarious exploits have delighted readers of the four prior books in this series, return with yet another round of legal shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.Their latest exploits find them defending the eccentric Mona Lott, who has been arrested for disclosing classified information regarding the mysterious UFOs that have been sighted over the East Coast. Mona's case eventually leads the brothers to being "persuaded" by the CIA to represent the Government in a lawsuit against Russia, its spy agency and some unsavory oligarchs for using drones to spy on US airbases and naval installations.All the while the brothers maintain their lucrative class action practice by pursuing a shareholders' class action case against the Walt Disney Company for the fiasco surrounding its remake of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" and the inexplicable omission of the hit song "Some Day My Prince Will Come" from the movie. Settle into your favorite chair for the non-stop laughs. A graduate of Otterbein University (Ohio) and New York University Law School, T. C. Morrison spent four years in the U.S. Air Force Judge Advocate General Corps and then 46 years trying cases and arguing appeals around the country for three New York City law firms. Following retirement, he took up writing satirical novels about lawyers. The novels all feature the twin brothers Pap and Pup Peters who leave their respective New York City law firms to start up a small firm specializing in plaintiffs' class actions.