Max Rage

Genetically Engineered.Physically enhanced.Mentally conditioned.Master Chief Sergeant Major Max Rage was the top dog in an elite fighting force that no one in the galaxy could stop.Until, one day, someone did.The lone survivor, Rage was blamed for the mission failure and court martialed.With a serious chip on his shoulder, Rage finds himself as a bouncer at the top dive bar in Greenville, South Carolina. And, man, is he bored with his job.At least until she walks in, all legs and hips and eyes and chartreuse skin, with a job offer he can't refuse. Now, Rage is headed halfway across the galaxy to the den of corruption known as Horloc Station.With this job, Max Rage may have a chance to get back to what he was: an unstoppable Intergalactic Badass! WARNING: This novel has gratuitous violence, sex, foul language, and a lot of bad jokes. YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ENJOYING HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE PROSE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

He's a genetic masterpiece. A perfect physical specimen. A badass among mortals. And a bouncer at the premiere dive bar on Earth because even badasses have to make a living. Now, Max Rage has been hired to protect the performing group, Punching Air, as they head to the biggest party in the Sol System- Scorching Dude. Taking up the entire planet of Mars, Scorching Dude is one raucous event that lasts all day, all night, and has something for everyone. But, when Rage arrives, nothing goes as planned and he soon finds himself dealing with giant worms, stealth-suited assassins, pretentious space royalty, and the worst opponent of all- his resurrected ex-wife! Good thing Max Rage is one Intergalactic Badass! WARNING: YOU WERE WARNED WITH THE LAST BOOK, BUT SOME DIDN'T LISTEN! This novel has gratuitous violence, sex, foul language, and a lot of bad jokes. THERE ARE PUNS, PEOPLE! PUNS!!!