Legendary Wizard, Average Employee

For centuries, Stil Eldori-Smith was a name of legendthe Chosen One, the Archmage of the Fourth Age, the slayer of dark gods, and the bane of the Shadow Tyrant. But after millennia of battling cosmic horrors, Stil did what no other hero daredhe retired.Stil now works at MagiCorp Solutions, an interdimensional tech firm where he battles endless meetings, cryptic corporate memos, and coffee that may or may not be cursed. But when an ancient, unbreakable subscription charge appears on his account, he must face his greatest nemesis yet: Customer Service.Armed only with sarcasm and a dwindling will to live, Stil embarks on an odyssey through hold music purgatory, unholy phone trees, and a customer support agent named Gregory, who might just be the most powerful eldritch being he's ever encountered.A comedic fantasy novel for fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and anyone who's ever suffered through an automated phone menu, In my other life, I was the chosen one. Now I'm on hold with customer service. is a tale of workplace absurdity, magical bureaucracy, and one wizard's fight against the ultimate evilcorporate life.

Sir Roderick the Valiant once commanded armies, slayed dragons, and basked in the adoration of the realm. Now? He battles job applications, coffee machines, and the true master of his new worldWhiskers the Unyielding, an indifferent orange tabby. Stuck in a world where chivalry is dead and rent is due, Roderick must navigate the perils of modern life and survive the cat's judgment.