How I Met My Monster

Falling for a dragon once was a mistake. Giving him a second chance? That's just asking to get burned. Here's the thing about dating dragons: don't. Especially if you're me. My first dragon boyfriend, Zed? Gorgeous, charming... and responsible for the worst night of my teenage life. The ones who came after? All ghosted me when they found their fated mates. I learned my lesson: No more dragons. It never ends well. Fast-forward fifteen years, and guess who strolls back into my life? Zed-older, hotter, and still single. He only wants one date, but he's overdue to find his mate. I should walk away before he disappears a second time. But there's still something about him that makes my carefully mended heart skip a beat. Should I let myself fall for the dragon who destroyed it… and risk getting burned (again)? There's Something About Dragons is a steamy, monstrous update of the beloved hit movie There's Something About Mary. It's part of the How I Met My Monster series, a brand new shared world from Sara Ivy Hill, Krista Luna, and Ami Wright that reimagines the romcom classics we all love… with a few extra horns, tusks, scales, and tails! Contains mature content. A complete list of content warnings can be found on the author's website.

Don't judge a book by its cover model, unless he's an orc with abs of steel and a pierced… After the makeover of the century, I walk onstage in too-high heels… and trip in front of thousands of people! I'm saved from becoming a face-plant meme by Brokk, who catches me in a romantic dip that makes my tummy flutter. Which it so totally shouldn't. Because Brokk's not just the hunky model on my book covers. He also lives 24/7 in an orc costume with tusks and green skin. I might write monster romance and wish I had an orc of my own, but monsters aren't real! How can I take this guy seriously? When a creep kidnaps me and demands I solve the mystery of a magical artifact, because of something similar in one of my books, it's Brokk who rescues me once again. Turns out he's not just a gorgeous face and a lickable set of abs. In the jungle, Brokk transforms into the ultimate warrior, vowing to protect me. As we race to beat the bad guys to the prize, heat sizzles between us. When I discover all of Brokk is green, I wonder… What if it's not a costume? What if the guy I'm falling for can make all my monster-loving dreams come true? Romancing the Orc is The Lost City meets Romancing the Stone, but make it monster! It's a cozy spicy romance between an orc who can't keep his shirt on and a hot-mess heroine with a thing for monsters. Featuring: fated mates, good girl praise, touch her and regret it, forced proximity, he falls first, opposites attract, he's sweet in the streets, dominant in the sheets. It's part of How I Met My Monster, a series that reimagines your favorite rom-com classics with delicious monster extras! Contains mature content. A complete list of content warnings can be found on the author's website.