Happy Bureaucracy

Nukes ended most of society. Now all that's left is taxes.Arthur McDowell works for the most indestructible employer left in post-apocalyptic America: the IRS. Safe and sound inside a government bunker, Arthur is proud to be just another drone. But for an ambitious man (and excellent typist) such as Arthur, a promotion to supervisor is just around the corner.Arthur's world flips when instead of a becoming supervisor, the brass makes him a census-taker. His task: to head out into the irradiated streets armed with paperwork and red tape. Assigned to him is a drug-addicted bodyguard, Rabia Duke, who could care less if they survive.All's well at first, but after Arthur is confronted by a warlord, he realizes that the only thing that can save them all is a massive audit. Because even above radiation, roving gangs, and starvation, what the world should fear the most remains bureaucracy. A happy bureaucracy.Brazil by way of Mad Max, M.P. Fitzgerald's A Happy Bureaucracy is a bleak and hilarious look at the wheels of a system that keep turning even when nothing else is left. Get your copy today!Readers can't put down A HAPPY BUREAUCRACY and compare it to Hunter S. Thompson meets Fallout 3!This is absolutely the funniest dystopian novel I have ever read. ★★★★★-Kindle ReviewerA gonzo action packed, dark humored thrill ride that keeps you craving more madness after every page. Really looking forward to the next book ★★★★★-Kindle ReviewerI strongly feel that this book should be read for the context of this sentence if for no other reason: 'His hideous wattle blew in the wind'. I was disgusted and deeply amused at the same time. ★★★★★-Kindle ReviewerOne part Fallout equal parts Mad Max and a pinch of Fear and Loathing with a lot of entertaining dark humor. ★★★★★-Kindle ReviewerFilled with violence, lots of drinking, and crazy lines that will buzz through your head when you're in bed at 3am, this adventure is the dark comical version of Mad Max. ★★★★★-Kindle ReviewerBuy it, read it. Great fun, totally original and different take on the the world after the apocalypse. I can't wait to read the follow on adventures of the characters. ★★★★-Kindle Reviewer

It's f#@!ng tax day in post-apocalyptic America! Armed with red ink, and a suitcase full of only the most high-powered drugs, Arthur and Rabia return to the savage United Wastes. Their mission? Nothing less than taking down The Colonel's slave operation. But when they find themselves separated, Rabia uncovers an IRS plot to assassinate Arthur. She could reach him in time if she weren't bogged down with protecting a wasteland child on top of everything else. Arthur, of course, is just bogged down with himself. Like always. M.P. Fitzgerald ups the ante on dark humor and page-turning adventure in this hilarious return to The Happy Bureaucracy series. Love, action, revenge, and irradiated SPAM. The duo has a full plate of fear and loathing in the wasteland to deal with.

Mother f#@!ng Land Pirates! LAND. PIRATES. With a clipboard and an iron will to burn everything in their path, Arthur and Rabia set out into the United Wastes once more. This time they have the entire U.S. Army and the IRS to topple if they want to end Boyd's schemes to enslave the entire wasteland. No big deal.With plans going astray, and "t"s failing to be crossed, the duo finds themselves at the steps of the highest octane lunacy in post-apocalyptic America: Land Pirates--- a convoy of mutant cars and radiated swashbucklers just as likely to eat you as look at you. The good news? They hate the government more than even Boyd's slaves. The bad? Arthur McDowell is the government.Will the duo successfully make a deal with the devil and convince the fleet of Land Pirates to join their underground railroad, or will they find themselves on the menu?M.P. Fitzgerald's savage sense of humor grips every adrenaline-filled page to this continuation of The Happy Bureacrcay series.Get your copy today!