Good Clean Dirt

"His great aunt twice removed would be rolling round in her grave... if she weren't freshly dead and also completely fictional." Why is small-time crook Reuben Weller following a hippie florist in a remote mountain town? The answer is money, of course. But things get weird when he literally stumbles into a very big secret.

"He edited it. You give the man a perfect final copy of your own obituary and he edits it." Regular weddings are stressful to begin with, but this one has the making of being the biggest that Lou's flower shop has ever done. And that would be enough of a problem on its own, but Reuben insists on... helping.

"Misfits and cop are natural enemies... and I'm not one to upset the fragile ecosystem" It could always be worse. An unquantified amount of debt to a childhood friend, for damages you didn't do, is a terrible way to start your Sunday. But it is not as terrible as being abandoned by your crew in a strange town and left to drown in a poison river. And it could always be worse. Lee Bradford once got a zero-turn mower stuck on the truck bed ramp... sideways. No one ever speaks of this incident, but its one of the reasons they're not allowed on mow crew anymore