Galactic Pool Aliens Trilogy

The Galactic Pool's Insectoids have been swatted, sprayed, zapped, disrespected and denied surfing for long enough. A forgotten hero has laid posthumous plans for an Insectoid rebellion, and Jimmy Fresneaux's pan-galactic hit TV fishing show, with its political and financial clout, enables the plan. Meanwhile, the local Almighty resumes plotting Earth's apocalypse, but the meddling aliens have left clues that threaten to ruin everything. Earth is unwittingly caught in the middle of these cosmic conspiracies, and the services of a certain rogue Dnooblian are once again required... *The sex is real this time, but it requires a healthy imagination.

The Galactic Pool's greatest evil genius (or so he thinks) has arrived in person to dominate Earth. The local Higher Power fails to recognize the threat in time, so He's forced to recruit some familiar aliens to help keep Earth screwed over the way He wants it to be screwed over. As part of the deal, Jimmy Fresneaux obtains permission to abduct hundreds of Earthling bass fishermen for a pan-galactic bass fishing tournament. And Trukk-9, the Galactic Pool's greatest filmmaker (or so he thinks), rides along to finish a destined-to-become-historic film about his favorite rogue Dnooblian. *There's only one sex scene, but it's a doozy. Too bad we get kicked out of the room.