Elbow Chronicles

There are worse jobs, right? Maybe not. Nothing could be worse than nearly losing life and limb throwing chicken parts to the alligators at Jungle Jerry's Adventure Park, Elbow thought. But then he ran out of money, wrestled snakes, got work wearing a chicken costume, and a rival gator mascot showed up for revenge...

Blam! Louisa fired the shotgun and Elbow dodged buckshot and flying dinner plates to escape into the Florida Everglades in a leaky rowboat. Women! They could at least be sporting and give you a running start. From the over-amorous Brenda to the silver-haired matron dripping with cash, women are always atrracted to Elbow's ready, boyish grin. Combined with alligators, boa constrictors, a snarky cockatoo and a "borrowed" motorbike, choas follows every romance gone wrong.