Bad Mother

UH OH! JULIETTE HAD A BABY WITH THE WRONG MAN. NOW WHAT? So I've had a baby. But motherhood isn't quite how I imagined. I don't live in a lovely cottage with roses around the door. I don't know how to get Daisy to sleep. I don't own a baking tray. And then there's Daisy's sh*tbag of a father... When Juliette has a baby, she knows her life isn't sorted. Not by a long way. And most especially not with Nick, long-term boyfriend and father of her child. Far from living the dream family life, Juliette and Nick rent a city apartment, and share a tiny, shiny elevator with executives and their takeaway Thai meals. The house is wrong. The city is wrong. Everything is wrong. But with a different man, could everything be alright? This is the first audiobook in the Bad Mother series. NB: It is a relaunch of a previous audio edition.

UH OH! JULIETTE HAD A BABY WITH THE WRONG MAN. NOW WHAT? As a mother, I imagined myself somewhere between Mary Poppins and Gwyneth Paltrow. You know — growing my own courgettes, laughing whilst covered in mud, possibly having my own kiddie clothing range... that sort of thing. But unforeseen circumstances have thrown me far from vegetable patches and spoonfuls of sugar. I am currently a single mother, living with my parents. And this New Year, I am in need of a major detox. What am I detoxing? Daisy's father, Nick. New Year is a time to diet and purify (after, of course, finishing up all the Christmas crap — there's no point trying to diet with all that still hanging around. Glass of port anyone?). Mum is losing weight, courtesy of Jaffa cakes and low-fat strawberry angel delight (two of my five a day!). Dad is having a bicycle-clip clear out. My detox is my feckless, irresponsible former boyfriend. Alex and I will never work out if I can't cut Nick out of my life. But how can I, when he's Daisy's dad? This is the second hilarious audiobook in the Bad Mother series.