Addicted Animals

Light up and laugh out loud at this adult parody of a favorite children's series. A hilarious read for your favorite stoner. A humorous play off of the bestselling “If You Give a Moose a Muffin”, this new installment of the Addicted Animals series reveals what happens when pot and pachyderm meet. It is a charming, cannabis-infused tale about a circus elephant who, with the help of an edible or two, flies with the greatest of ease. And even though they say an elephant never forgets, this one does! Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children's books, like “Go the F**k to Sleep”, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing marijuana and large mammals.

The third installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum's Addicted Animal Series, If You Give a Kitty a Cocktail is a children's book for former children. Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children's books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, the book tells the story of a kitty who plunges into a night of adventures and misadventures after she invites her friends over for a cocktail or two...or three. It's a night she'll never forget that she can't even remember. Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing alcohol and small mammals.

The fourth installment in Sam Miserendino and Mike Odum's Addicted Animal Series Following the success of other adult-themed parodies of children's books, author Sam Miserendino presents a delightful tale that will entertain readers with its charming combination of innocence and lack thereof. A humorous play off, of the famous If You Give a Moose a Muffin, If You Give a Dog a Doobie tells the tale of a pot-loving pooch whose toking neighbor gives him the best treat ever. The book follows the dog as he experiences the highs and lows of being high and it reveals whether or not it's possible to teach a stoned dog new tricks... or to even get him to remember old ones! Featuring gorgeous full-color illustrations by illustrator Mike Odum that accompany the text, this heartwarming cautionary tale informs readers of the dangers of mixing pot and cute pups.

A parody of the hit show “Breaking Bad”. The crossover you didn't know you needed. “If You Give a Lab A Lab: Barking Bad” is a gritty, yet adorable story about a Labrador Retriever who rises from lovable family pet to ruthless dog-treat kingpin after he creates a special blue biscuit that hooks the neighborhood dogs. A gripping tale of power, deception, and chew toys.