MUSIC

Tracks
- 1The Enlisted Bed Wetter's Waltz0:31
- 2Urine The Army Now0:17
- 3She Can't Wrestle1:04
- 4But You Ought To See Her Box1:16
- 5The Ballad of the Dated Divorcee1:00
- 6It Had To Be Used1:12
- 7I've Grown Accustomed To My Fist1:25
- 8You Can Pick Your Nose1:23
- 9And You Can Pick Your Friends1:07
- 10But You Can't Wipe Your Friends On The Couch1:39
- 11I Laid My Peach On The Beach1:22
- 12And Got Sand In The Fuzz1:14
- 13Legs Are A Girl's Best Friend1:34
- 14But Even The Best Of Friends Must Soon Part1:23
- 15If You Knew Susie Like I Know Susie1:18
- 16You'd Need Some Of This Lotion Too0:19
- 17The Saran Wrap Stomp2:03
- 18Lipstick On My Dipstick1:54
- 19Music To Vacuum By1:29
- 20Use Your FInger1:27
- 21516-922-WINE1:31
- 22Come On!1:28
- 23Virgins And Vultures1:32
- 24Some Of The Language On This Album2:20
- 25May Be Objectionable1:28
- 26To Children Under 16 Years Of Age1:31
- 27If They Were Raised In A Closet1:25