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Secrets

Jordan FirstmanParental Advisory
5
(2)
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Duration
55m
Year
2025
Language
English
Publisher
Openly Gay Productions

Tracks

  1. 1
    Six minute interlude
    5:59
  2. 2
    I wanna see my friends dicks
    2:30
  3. 3
    Pennies in my pussy
    2:51
  4. 4
    I'm quitting my job tomorri
    2:31
  5. 5
    My sisters tryin' to f**k and she needs to chill
    2:54
  6. 6
    Purposely relapsing for attention
    3:51
  7. 7
    Poop is pee and pee is poop
    5:02
  8. 8
    Mother's prayer
    1:17
  9. 9
    I'm hoarding cum
    2:42
  10. 10
    I cry when I masterbate
    3:13
  11. 11
    I'm ran through
    3:38
  12. 12
    I held my moms breast every morning before school till I was 12
    2:28
  13. 13
    Passed out drunk making mac and cheese woke up to a fireman in my apartment
    3:06
  14. 14
    I prefer the ugly ones
    3:28
  15. 15
    I can only cum with a loaded gun in my hand (live from the Biarritz Jazz Festival, 1970)
    5:50
  16. 16
    I'm I lesbian
    3:56

© 2025 Openly Gay Productions, under exclusive license to UMG Recordings Inc.

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Artists

Jordan FirstmanPrimary Artist
Brad OberhoferArtist
Blake SlatkinArtist
Michael ShumanArtist
Zachary DawesArtist
Dave PalmerArtist
Zach DawesArtist
Salvador NavarreteArtist
Bradley OberhoferArtist
Suki WaterhouseArtist
Ethan GruskaArtist
Rachel SennottArtist
Sega BodegaArtist
Jordan's MotherArtist
LAUNDRY DAYArtist
Henry PearlArtist
Henry WeingartnerArtist
Jude LipkinArtist
Rufus WainwrightArtist
Jimmy PopArtist
James M. FranksArtist
Mikael WennergrenArtist
Marcus BentebyArtist
Julia FoxArtist