EBOOK

About
Okay, I know you are already asking yourself what this guy can possibly share that has not already been published in an Internet dating book or posted on a blog somewhere? What new insights can he possibly provide? I would be skeptical myself if I were you based on the plethora of information out there. What I promise to offer you is the personal touch - valuable tips compiled from my online dating experiences over a one-year period with approximately 32 women (I am fairly sure they were all women anyway). The numbers are a little fuzzy but I assure you there were at least 32. Along with my dating stories I will share valuable lessons I learned from each experience. I will also share some of the things I learned about myself; unfortunately, I discovered I am shallower than I ever thought or cared to admit. This book is for anyone who is thinking about using an online dating service or currently using a service with little luck. I will provide you with some great tips so you don't end up wasting your time online, and hopefully you will get lucky and find the person of your dreams like I ultimately did - still together after 10 years! Here is an overview of some of the dating experiences I will share: Pot Sticker Airline Pilot: I was accused of being a sex addict that wanted her daughter. We were less than 10 minutes into the date and she was on her second helping of pot stickers. Disproportionate Rear: Some things you don't necessarily discover from a head shot - until the first date. Psycho Psychiatrist: Still living with her ex-husband and they were trying to have a baby together. She wanted me to come over for dinner. Big Date in San Francisco: Oh she weighed at least 300 lbs. and forgot to mention that part. This is proof that several hours on the phone is not enough to screen properly. I Like Sushi, But Only One. Didn't bother to mention she weighed 350 lbs six months ago. She had gastric bypass surgery and now there was a little extra skin to deal with. The Horny Musician: We were an hour into the date and she was already jumping in my bed asking me to take her. The Truck Driver Woman: 'So are you sexually attracted to me or what?' she asked me. What happens when you say no... Married With Children: Nice to know at the end of the evening; then she crashed her car in my parking lot. The Math Geek: She loves math but hates to shower or wear makeup. I Washed My P****: Things that most people just assume but don't necessarily share on the first date? Crazy about Sunshine: She actually fell for my African Dung Beetle story.