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Toddlers are savages.
They scream, shout, rebel, slap, destroy, throw food and purposely withhold their love and affection — just to watch your soul snap and your spirit shatter. And all before 8 a.m.
And yet, they're also misunderstood creatures: funny and beautiful — endearing little marvels that brighten up your day. But mostly they're savages.
WARNING: the author swears an awful lot
They scream, shout, rebel, slap, destroy, throw food and purposely withhold their love and affection — just to watch your soul snap and your spirit shatter. And all before 8 a.m.
And yet, they're also misunderstood creatures: funny and beautiful — endearing little marvels that brighten up your day. But mostly they're savages.
WARNING: the author swears an awful lot