I knew I was dreaming when I peered around the trunk of an ancient Red Gum tree in the park to see if I could spot the cat before he saw me. He, or she, I had not been able to discern the sex, was prancing back and forth across the path. It was waiting for me, and it looked pissed. Suddenly it stopped and jerked its head around, and I ducked back behind the trunk, my heart pounding.The thing has seen me. How the hell did it know I was here? Now what do I do? My mind raged in overdrive.Why not just wake up? I replied, then closed my eyes, shook my head, and opened them again.Nope, not working, I'm still here. Any other bright ideas?Look, dummy, it's just a cat, what are you so scared of? Just walk up, kick it out of the way, and get to...to...where the fuck am I going in a hurry?I took a long, slow, calming breath and stuck my head around the tree again.HISSSSSSSSSSS. The cat had crept up on my hiding place and launched itself at me, claws out. In a second, it would be on my face biting and scratching.12:05. The green numerals flashed their welcome call. I was back in the land of the living, sweating profusely.
