The Four Last Things

"The Four Last Things" reimagines the afterlife as a highly bureaucratic and industrialised cosmos. The narrative follows Oscar Whatmore, a pragmatic removalist who dies in an accident involving a French armoire, as he is processed through a surprisingly mundane Celestial system populated by weary angels and maintenance crews. Oscar quickly finds Heaven to be a tedious, monotonous "Enduring Sameness." Through a bribe, he travels to the Lower Domains (Hell), which is portrayed not as a place of fire, but as the Domain of Perpetual Pursuit, where souls are condemned to eternally complex, unfinishable work that aligns with their greatest passion. Oscar thrives in this chaos, eventually becoming the Cosmic Infrastructure Director, responsible for ensuring the entire afterlife and the Mortal Plane maintain a state of "productive chaos" necessary to fuel the system. The book concludes with Oscar selecting and training his successor, a logistical mastermind named Eleanor, allowing him to finally achieve his desired eternal rest.