Panditji's Guide to the Future

The Hilarious Prophecies of an Astrologer Who Saw Our Tech Obsession ComingWhat if an eccentric 1950s astrologer had perfectly predicted everything from smartphones to AI-but described them in the most absurd way possible?Meet Pandit Ji, the forgotten seer who foresaw:"People will hold glowing bricks more than their children's hands" (Smartphones)"Food will rot in cold tombs while the hungry watch" (Refrigerators)"Machines will write love letters… badly" (ChatGPT)In this laugh-out-loud journey through eight decades of technological "progress," discover:Accurate (and sarcastic) predictions about TVs, social media, and robot vacuumsDarkly funny insights into how we misuse technologyA time capsule of human folly-from 1950s housewives fearing microwaves to 2020s influencers worshipping algorithms