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Loaded!

Become a Millionaire Overnight and Lose 20 Pounds in 2 Weeks, or Your Money Back

Willie Geist
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Pages
256
Year
2011
Language
English
Publisher
St. Martin's Publishing Group

About

Do you want to be rich? Really rich?

The Florida Panhandle's most renowned top-gun entrepreneurs, The Dollar Bills, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to get rich fast and look great doing it:
-Learn "The 5 Cs of Credit" (Cancun, Convertibles, Cognac, Chinchilla Coats, Cuticles)
-Invest in exotic pets and floating assets (i.e., cigarette boats, pontoon boats, and other personal watercraft)
-Get to know Freddie Mac, and learn why he should be respected (he was the hard-hitting, two-time Pro Bowl safety for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the mid-'80s)

Loaded!: Become a Millionaire Overnight and Lose 20 Pounds in 2 Weeks, or Your Money Back shares all these hot tips, and many, many more-from the investing pair with the Midas touch! Turn your life, and your bathroom fixtures, to 24-karat gold with The Dollar Bills!

Related Subjects

  • Money Management
  • Personal Finance
  • Business & Economics
  • Adult Nonfiction
  • Investing

Reviews

"These guys are idiots. I wouldn't trust The Dollar Bills to wash my limousine, let alone give me financial advice. With American minds like these poisoning our society, it's no wonder the Chinese are passing us by."
Donald Trump
"Humorist and Morning Joe co-host Geist teams with writing partner McDonnell to produce funny new book all about the Benjamins… You might already be in the poorhouse pining for the long-lost American Dream, but at least the Dollar Bills provide some absurd laughs while you're there."
Kirkus Reviews

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Willie GeistAuthor
Boyd McDonnellAuthor