Eggs in Stainless Steel

Ben and Shabnam are inspired but terrified.Stainless steel pans can help create nutritious, tasty meals and keep nasty chemicals out of your food. But they're apparently very hard to use skillfully. What are a couple aspiring adults to do about aspiring to this level of adulting? Meat and potatoes are one thing but everyone knows that eggs are the final boss of stainless steel- mess up, and you're stuck in hell trying to wash the caked-on crap!If you've ever privately tried to level up as a person and got quite worried about it you should find this story relatable.Matthew Atkinson serves up this humorous (but also deeply serious, if you think about it) SHORT STORY from his collection Final First. To make an omelette you have to break a few eggs. Here they come. FINAL FIRST, the debut short story collection from Matthew Atkinson, will take you across several different genres where you'll laugh, shudder, get shot, play some super high-stakes children's games, and get beaten senseless! FINAL FIRST offers slow-burning dramas either horror-adjacent (where cosmic mystery meets family drama in "Shard") or not (lighthearted adulting non-epic "Eggs in Stainless Steel") or WTF (the spiritual whiplash of "Glue for the Goose"). FINAL FIRST will stab you over and over with the emotional pain of growing up (the bitter epistolary grief of "Spread"; the game in "Actuarial Life Table" that gets too real) or the physical pain (the senseless and patently adolescent mayhem of "Fifteen Minutes Later"). FINAL FIRST will unnerve you with realism (the sleazy hotel hostage situation of "Occupied / Vacant"), definite un-realism (the bad dream and beyond of "Hypnopomp"), an uncertain amount of realism (the world-changing kickball game of "Atrous Orb", the aftermath of a horrible event that might come up in a later collection (the Bechdel test-acing "The Q-Word") Although a number of these stories prominently feature children... warning: not for kids! Arguably not for adults! Just like life itself. There's no kiss or kill like the first... let this collection be your FINAL FIRST.