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What if a self-help book was written by a delusional president … about himself?
You…Trump! is the ultimate parody of power, ego, and gold-plated denial - a satirical masterclass in becoming the loudest, wrongest version of yourself.
Across 28 "Disasters," you'll learn how to:
Demand applause from furniture
Sue smoothies for emotional sabotage
Trademark grief and sell it back to your followers
Fire people for blinking
Build a cult, call it a brand, and monetize denial
It's not a biography. It's not journalism. It's not even fair. It's a full-blown survival guide for the Age of Narcissism™ - featuring Negotiator Trump™, Tech Trump™, Spiritual Trump™, Superhero Trump™, and many more.
This book is a work of parody and satire. It is not intended to defame, insult, or harm anyone. All events, characters, meltdowns, and mirror lawsuits are exaggerated for comedic and cultural commentary.
Don't be You…Trump!. Read it. Laugh. Then try being better.
You…Trump! is the ultimate parody of power, ego, and gold-plated denial - a satirical masterclass in becoming the loudest, wrongest version of yourself.
Across 28 "Disasters," you'll learn how to:
Demand applause from furniture
Sue smoothies for emotional sabotage
Trademark grief and sell it back to your followers
Fire people for blinking
Build a cult, call it a brand, and monetize denial
It's not a biography. It's not journalism. It's not even fair. It's a full-blown survival guide for the Age of Narcissism™ - featuring Negotiator Trump™, Tech Trump™, Spiritual Trump™, Superhero Trump™, and many more.
This book is a work of parody and satire. It is not intended to defame, insult, or harm anyone. All events, characters, meltdowns, and mirror lawsuits are exaggerated for comedic and cultural commentary.
Don't be You…Trump!. Read it. Laugh. Then try being better.