YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, AND THAT'S FINE is a sincere guide to staying exactly where you are, written by a man who has owned a boat for eleven years and never once put it in the water. Over twelve chapters Chester lays out his complete philosophy: don't improve, lower your standards and never miss, treat your feelings like tenants, keep the blame because it's real estate, and measure your life by one metric only: whether you made it to Golden Corral.
Each chapter ends with a worksheet. Some of them are missing a box for your situation. That's on purpose.
Parodying the blunt, cursing, arms-crossed school of modern self-help, this is a gift book for anyone who has a five-year plan, a Camry, or a cousin named Randy. It contains no breakthroughs. It contains one boat. Nobody is going to take it to the lake.
