You may call me Tristan, Tristan the Bard. Know now, why I am held in such regard. I am a singer, a musician, an inspirational orator. A romantic, a poet, an unrivalled lover. I have beguiled gold from a king's coffers. Many a maiden has proffered finer offers. Fighting monsters and tyrants hath brought me fame. There's not a town that knows not my name. I am sharp of sword, even sharper of wit. All of this, and humble with it.
