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Watch Your F**king Language

How to swear effectively, explained in explicit detail and enhanced by numerous examples taken from

Sterling Johnson
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Pages
112
Year
2004
Language
English
Publisher
St. Martin's Publishing Group

About

Let the squeamish beware!

Watch Your F*cking Language takes, a no-holds-barred, approach to taboo words and expressions. It shows you how to use them to your advantage, and have fun doing so. Building on the lessons learned in English as a Second F*cking Language, this book emphasizes traditional English swears as well as powerful (and hidden) expressions from other cultures and languages.

Through numerous examples, it puts the real language of real people into context:
FLOYD: I just heard a Dan Quayle speech. It was really f*cking confusing.
RUBY: I just got back from a Mongolian cluster f*ck. It was really confusing f*cking.
The name of the game is communication and Watch Your F*cking Language shows readers how to hammer home their messages with confidence and gusto.

Among its features:
*Numerous examples of proper (and so-called improper) usage
*An Idioms section that emphasizes the niceties of swearing
*A "Need to Know, "Nice to Know," and "Forget It" system for identifying swear words
*A Final F*cking Exam

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Reviews

"One of those rare smart and funny books."
Penn Jillette

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