"A riotous novel. More fun than a night on the town with Keith Richards, without the ambulance ride." - Carl Hiaasen "If only my high school band's album fetched as much on EBay these days, I wouldn't need to have fundraisers." - Senator John Kerry "The funniest, saddest, most wonderful book I've read in a long time. Bill Scheft is a genius, a comic God." - Molly Jong-Fast, author of Normal Girl and Girl [Maladjusted] "Time Won't Let Me is for anybody with as warped a sense of humor as mine." - Paul Shaffer "A laugh-out-loud story of aging rock stars reclaiming their musical ids . . . hits all the right notes." - Publishers Weekly
