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This Is Not a Christmas Book* (*This Is a Book About Rocks)

Jory JohnSeries: This Is Not a Holiday Books
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Year
2026
Language
English
Publisher
Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

About

A funny and fresh holiday picture book from #1 New York Times-bestselling author Jory John and award-winning illustrator Pierre Collet-Derby starring a rock-loving lizard who has no interest in being the hero of a Christmas story.

This is Not a Christmas book.

Just so you know.

Just so we're clear.

This is a book about rocks.

But... wait. Hold on. Why is there an elf behind that piece of granite over there? And what are those reindeer doing? And who's this guy with a twinkle in his eye? Santa?!

Maybe this isn't a book about rocks after all.

Will a very serious, rock-loving lizard be able to find his holiday spirit?

This laugh-out-loud picture book will bring some extra sparkle (and giggles) to the most wonderful time of the year.

Related Subjects

  • Humorous Stories
  • Juvenile Fiction
  • Christmas & Advent
  • Holidays & Celebrations
  • Reptiles & Amphibians
  • Animals

Reviews

"Captures the fun of the season and blends it with anticipation and exhilaration... A laugh-out-loud holiday read-aloud that readers will expect as part of their holiday storytime ­rotation."
School Library Journal, starred review
"The hilariously exasperated, fourth wall-breaking, single-minded lizard is reminiscent of Mo Willems' Pigeon."
Kirkus
"The lizard's wryly charismatic voice and visual expressiveness readily amuse as the subject tries and fabulously fails to avoid starring in a book about the holidays."
Publishers Weekly

Extended Details

  • SeriesThis Is Not a Holiday Books

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    Jory JohnAuthor

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