EBOOK
About
From the vital social media account @oldjewishmen comes a hilarious and irresistible guide and perfect gift for every OJM and the people who put up with him
Here is a humorous, surprisingly stylish, and crotchety celebration of a most fascinating group of fellas: Old Jewish Men. In this essential guide, readers learn how to eat, dress, get around town, and schmooze like a seasoned OJM. Ever wonder why Old Jewish Men eat so much cottage cheese and melon? If Larry David and Bernie Sanders have the same barber? Who is the next great up-and-coming OJM? (NOTE: You don't need to be old, Jewish, or a man-it's a lifestyle.) Plus, there's helpful jargon, detailed deli and coffee shop rundowns, and the ten OJM archetypes, from New York Schlubs to Tough Guys to Grumpy Intellectuals. A perfect gift for any Jewish dad/granddad/uncle/brother or anybody who likes a healthy shmear of classic Jewish humor, the book is full of hilarious full-color illustrations and chapters including: How to Exist in This Fakakta World; The Art of the Schmooze; How to Live Forever; and King of the Temple.
Noah Rinsky is the founder of the Instagram and TikTok accounts @oldjewishmen, with more than 420k followers combined.
Pre(r)amble
Chapter 1: HOW TO EXIST IN THIS FAKAKTA WORLD
Chapter 2: KING OF THE TEMPLE
Chapter 3: THE OJM DELI ASSOCIATION . . . AND MORE
Chapter 4: HOW TO LIVE FOREVER
Chapter 5: GETTIN' AROUND
Chapter 6: THE ART OF THE SCHMOOZE
Chapter 7: RUNNIN' THE FAMILY CIRCUS
Chapter 8: HAIRY OLD MEN LIKE IT HOT
Chapter 9: THE OJM INCOMING CLASS
The Final Word
Here is a humorous, surprisingly stylish, and crotchety celebration of a most fascinating group of fellas: Old Jewish Men. In this essential guide, readers learn how to eat, dress, get around town, and schmooze like a seasoned OJM. Ever wonder why Old Jewish Men eat so much cottage cheese and melon? If Larry David and Bernie Sanders have the same barber? Who is the next great up-and-coming OJM? (NOTE: You don't need to be old, Jewish, or a man-it's a lifestyle.) Plus, there's helpful jargon, detailed deli and coffee shop rundowns, and the ten OJM archetypes, from New York Schlubs to Tough Guys to Grumpy Intellectuals. A perfect gift for any Jewish dad/granddad/uncle/brother or anybody who likes a healthy shmear of classic Jewish humor, the book is full of hilarious full-color illustrations and chapters including: How to Exist in This Fakakta World; The Art of the Schmooze; How to Live Forever; and King of the Temple.
Noah Rinsky is the founder of the Instagram and TikTok accounts @oldjewishmen, with more than 420k followers combined.
Pre(r)amble
Chapter 1: HOW TO EXIST IN THIS FAKAKTA WORLD
Chapter 2: KING OF THE TEMPLE
Chapter 3: THE OJM DELI ASSOCIATION . . . AND MORE
Chapter 4: HOW TO LIVE FOREVER
Chapter 5: GETTIN' AROUND
Chapter 6: THE ART OF THE SCHMOOZE
Chapter 7: RUNNIN' THE FAMILY CIRCUS
Chapter 8: HAIRY OLD MEN LIKE IT HOT
Chapter 9: THE OJM INCOMING CLASS
The Final Word