Get ready for a relentless assault on social media and the microchip-manipulating mutants who misuse them! Have you ever found yourself shaking your head at every post on your Facebook news feed? Do you fear that even your most innocuous tweets will be eviscerated by other people's replies? Are companies' online stunts making you feel like an early grave is inevitable? If so, this vulgar, irreverent peek into the mental travails that characterize our interactions on social media is for you! After reading these 100 rants, you'll realize you're not alone in experiencing escalating eyeroll, ballooning blood pressure, amplified anguish, and plummeting patience in your daily social media use. Do you absolutely love social media, preferring a plethora of popular platforms to present your perceptible public persona? This choleric collection of crass complaints will make you question everything you've ever seen or done online. No matter your relationship with social media and technology, prepare for an unconventional, unorthodox, and uproarious registry of ruminations about our online obsessions and obtrusions.
