The Enemy Conquered

The Enemy Conquered, or, Love Triumphant is a classic work of American satire by Mark Twain. I begin this little work with a eulogy upon woman, who has ever been distinguished for her perseverance, her constancy, and her devoted attention to those upon whom she has been pleased to place her AFFECTIONS. Many have been the themes upon which writers and public speakers have dwelt with intense and increasing interest. Among these delightful themes stands that of woman, the balm to all our sighs and disappointments, and the most pre-eminent of all other topics. Here the poet and orator have stood and gazed with wonder and with admiration, they have dwelt upon her innocence, the ornament of all her virtues.