Prepare for the ultimate clash between good and evil! Prepare for victories costly and defeats ignoble! Prepare for blood! For tears! For tragedy! For WADDLES in a SKIRT! Hi, I'm TJ Land. I write science fiction, fantasy, and romance. In their evil lair in the Arctic, two supervillains plot world conquest. No one's around to stop them. No police, no armies, no heroes, no one at all – except Snow. Which is a real pickle, because Snow's a polar bear.