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The Top Ten Ways to Identify BAD DRIVERS
10 There are birds, cats and motorcycle helmets stuck in their radiator grill.
9 The bullet holes in their trunk are patched with band aids.
8 They run thru red lights and Stop signs but stop for Bars.
7 They sneer and give the finger to Speed Limit signs.
6 Their WANTED posters are autographed.
5 They weave in and out of opposing traffic.
4 Their vehicle is held together with Bumper Stickers.
3 .They have gun racks on their dashboard, doors and steering wheel.
2 They are in front of you going too damn slow or behind you riding your bumper.
1 They are texting, eating, talking on their cell phone, watching tv and drinking while driving.
