Jordan Winston and her friend Sandra are small business owners from Ohio who are in Mexico for a much-needed vacation when a shrink-wrapped bale of what appears to be marijuana washes up at their feet on a private beach. The two women, thinking no one is watching, take itand set off a wave of events and consequences that they could never have imagined. Now Mexican drug runners are after themeven if they are accident-prone, bumbling, underachieving wannabes.Jordan and Sandra hire a sailboat and a captain to take themand their packagefrom Mexico to Key West, the drug runners attempt to kill them and sink the boat. After they are saved by their handsome captain, Tom who also happens to be a rogue DEA agenthe takes them to hide out in his secluded cabin. But when a drug cartel informant becomes a crocodiles lunch and Jordans cat is murdered back home, their sleuthing group suddenly grows as an Indian medicine man and a couple of senior citizens join up to help them battle the drug runners. Amid gun battles, jail breaks, and chicken attacks, love blooms.In this zany adventure, only time will tell if this strange group can triumph. One thing is certain, though: they wont go down without a fight.
