Scram!

Nothing ever happens except for sometimes. And only on rare-ish occasions, which is hardly ever. There are times when even I can't turn the nothing into more than it is. But there was one day in the holidays that began as a nothing day and then everything happened. Absolutely nearly everything.

The unforgettable Clarice Bean finds herself escaping the danger of boredom when she meets an actual real-life Dog who will Not scram!