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Rejected Books

The Most Unpublishable Books of All Time

Graham JohnsonSeries: Rejected Books
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Pages
112
Year
2022
Language
English
Publisher
Clarkson Potter/Ten Speed

About

A collection of forty hilariously unrealistic, totally cringe-worthy covers for books that will never, ever be published- from the authors of Images You Should Not Masturbate To.

This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and guffawing with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced series of photos imagining just what these wacky ideas (and plenty more) could look like.

Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:

• The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do Hands

• Cooking with Breast Milk

• Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide

• Unfortunate Gluing Accidents

• Camel Toes Through History

Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing... even if your ideas are totally horrible. Graham Johnson, after being rudely interrupted by a thirty-year career in advertising, is now back to creating ideas for books that will be intentionally rejected, as well as products that should have been rejected (like invisible action figures and timetables for time travel machines). Graham has reassessed his priorities and has realized that figurines made of air and a timetable for a means of travel that doesn't exist yet are a far more useful contribution to society.

Related Subjects

  • Parodies
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  • Humor
  • Adult Nonfiction
  • Pictorial
  • Adult
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Extended Details

  • SeriesRejected Books

    Artists

    Graham JohnsonAuthor
    Rob HibbertAuthor

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