Reincarnated as a Bidet

"A prophecy foretold its savior. It never specified the form."Gaylord, 32, passionate otaku, didn't plan on dying that day. Even less on waking up in a princess's chambers.Welcome to the kingdom of Aqualys.Trapped in cold porcelain, voiceless, bodiless, with no one to believe him - Gaylord will nevertheless become the central element of a prophecy centuries in the making.By his side: Shae, a princess the conflict will force to reveal herself. Flore, a young servant with a pure heart caught in a destiny beyond her control. Lucia, a servant whose role runs far deeper than appearances suggest.What begins as an absurd comedy - palace intrigues, strange rituals and irreverent humor - gradually shifts into something far greater. As internal tensions threaten the balance of the kingdom and a mysterious lotus prophecy resurfaces, a single drop of water from another world could save Aqualys.But can you protect those you love… when you're just an object?Reincarnated as a Bidet is a decadent isekai light novel blending satire, epic fantasy and unexpected emotion."The prophecy had been right. It just never specified the form."