Would you rather attend a funeral while high on laughing gas or go to your own wedding doped up on horse tranquilizers?
Which famous figure, living or dead, would be the most terrifying to be tickled by?
Which is greater: The number of times you've given money to a panhandler on the street or the number of times you've dropped change on the ground and left it there because you didn't feel like bending over?
If you seriously considered these questions, this book is for you. If you didn't, don't worry--you're probably still a terrible person. Use the other 247 questions in this book to find out just how terrible that is.
