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The ultimate compendium of crisp one-liners, knockout jokes, droll asides and universal truths collected over the years by the creators of QI.
“You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither.” -Steve Martin
“You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair.” -Chinese proverb
“The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.” Victor Lewis-Smith
“Cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education.” -Mark Twain
“Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember: it didn't work for the rabbit.” -R.E. Shay
“If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would be an endless series of 'what-ho's! ” -P. G.Wodehouse.
“You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither.” -Steve Martin
“You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair.” -Chinese proverb
“The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.” Victor Lewis-Smith
“Cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education.” -Mark Twain
“Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember: it didn't work for the rabbit.” -R.E. Shay
“If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would be an endless series of 'what-ho's! ” -P. G.Wodehouse.