The ultimate compendium of crisp one-liners, knockout jokes, droll asides and universal truths collected over the years by the creators of QI. “You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither.” -Steve Martin “You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair.” -Chinese proverb “The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.” Victor Lewis-Smith “Cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education.” -Mark Twain “Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember: it didn't work for the rabbit.” -R.E. Shay “If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would be an endless series of 'what-ho's! ” -P. G.Wodehouse.
