'A unicorn walks into a bar….' That is not a joke. Look, I'm a bartender, I have nothing to do with the xenos. I don't care if it's an elf or a vampire--as long as they don't bother me, I steer clear. I have my reasons--you can see them in the scars on my neck. I never wanted to get involved. But my life changed for the second time when I saved the life of a unicorn. I made an enemy of something old--old and evil, and whatever it was, it'll be back for another try. I also made a friend when I decided to help March. He's only been a human man for a day. I'm responsible for him now. He's my friend…and maybe something more. Maybe a lot more. It doesn't matter to me that he isn't magical anymore. I don't care if he's not PURE. But he does.
