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Punching Tom Hanks

Dropkicking Gorillas and Pummeling Zombified Ex-Presidents---a Guide to Beating Up Anything

Kevin Seccia
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Pages
256
Year
2011
Language
English
Publisher
St. Martin's Publishing Group

About

The world around you is a dangerous place. It's teeming with savages, thugs, angry toddlers, and disgruntled clowns. And every one of them is secretly mulling a scenario that ends with them kicking you square in the junk. What do you do if you want to take on The Batman and live to brag about it to your kids? What do you do if a rabid alligator picks a fight with your little sister? What do you do if the beloved star of "Forrest Gump" tells you to "shut the hell up" in front of a huge crowd?

You read this book. It offers simple, effective instructions for beating up zombies, robots, co-workers-anything. The only limits are your imagination... and your habit of not following through on things, and possibly your uncoordinated, at times comically frail body.

Related Subjects

  • Anecdotes, Epigrams & Quotations
  • Form
  • Humor
  • Adult Nonfiction

Reviews

"If you have a healthy thirst for knowledge and the rage of a man packed to the gills with 'roids, then this book is for you!"
Sarah Silverman, author of THE BEDWETTER
"I had doubts about this book, but Kevin beat those doubts up. That's right, he's able to beat up the CONCEPT OF DOUBT."
Patton Oswalt, star of Pixar's "Ratatouille"
"Kevin Seccia's beat-down of a book is the perfect cure for the pummeling you've been taking from life. Funny, smart, and twisted. I give it five fists to the eye socket."
Greg Behrendt, coauthor of the bestselling He's Just Not That Into You

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