Power Tool

It ain't easy keeping the most powerful man in the galaxy out of evil's grasp.Military field leader Reef is about to begin his hardest mission yet: protect a man with a strange ability. The ability? To communicate with himself across millions of timelines.With the knowledge and experience of millions of himself, he's a very wanted man. So when the galaxy's foremost criminal leader, Master Asinine, captures him to harness his ability, nobody is safe. Because Asinine loves galactic domination almost as much as sausages.Now Reef must lead his squad behind enemy lines on a near-hopeless rescue operation, with the fate of the galaxy hanging in the balance. No pressure.Can Reef keep this immense power out of criminal hands? Or will Asinine exploit it for his own evil intentions? Will I ever shut up and let you read the book? Fine! Liam Gibbs knew he was destined to write at age four, when he authored a breathtaking account of a cow who ate grass. The bovine saga failed to catch the public's eye but earned the budding author parental acclaim. Since those early times, he's gone on to write the novella Not So Superpowered and humorous articles for various magazines.A twenty-year veteran of the brutal world of hand-to-hand comic book fandom, Gibbs cut his teenage teeth on titles such as Spider-Man, X-Men, New Warriors, and other Marvel comics.Gibbs graduated college with a degree in professional writing, which included classes on fiction writing and story structure. He lives on the balmy shores of Ottawa, Canada, where he relaxes by watching staggeringly awful horror and science fiction movies. A health and fitness nut, he shoots lasers from his eyes, uses the word exclusive incorrectly, and once wrestled an exclusive brontosaurus. True story. The galaxy's most unhinged lunatic just got his hands on an extinction-level death ray. And he's got an itchy trigger finger.In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy is the hilariously bonkers novella series that pokes fun at superhero comics, space operas. It's an even mix of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, Avengers, and awkward eye contact from across crowded rooms. It mashes all of those into a gigantic wacky ball, takes out the Michael Winslow's cameo (we're as broken up as you are), and spits out a series of stories that will make your face's eyeballs melt out your face's nose holes.While the series is written in prose form, it draws inspiration from comics like Spider-Man, X-Men, and The Avengers, shows and movies like Seinfeld, Family Guy, Spaceballs, Futurama, and Mystery Science Theater 3000, and miscellany like Tenacious D, Repairman Jack, and Dead Rising.If you're into any of that stuff, check here often for the best news you've had all day! It's a comic book in prose form but without the baggage of a fifty-year history!An homage to and spoof of--and not related to--Star Wars in any way.