A Survival Guide for the Newly Unhinged Parent"Warning: Contents may contain milk stains, questionable advice, and traces of sleep deprivation."Welcome to parenthood - the only job where the hours are endless, the dress code is "covered in spit-up," and the boss can't even hold their own head up.From sleepless nights and milk-spraying boobs to unsolicited advice and late-night Google doom-scrolling, humorist Lila Foxwood takes you on a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud journey through the wildest ride of your life.Whether you're a brand-new parent wondering if "shower" is now a monthly event, or you're buying this book as a gift for someone else's baby-induced breakdown, Poop, Boobs & Panic is the ultimate reminder that you're not alone - and you're absolutely crushing it (even if your hair hasn't been washed since Tuesday).Perfect for baby showers, exhausted moms, and anyone who's ever said, "Wait… is this normal?" - this is motherhood, unfiltered, uncensored, and hysterically relatable. Lila Foxwood has lived through more than a few decades, each one more absurd than the last. Having witnessed humanity evolve from rotary phones to doomscrolling, she now spends her days trying to exist in this chaotic world - sprinkling it with humor, a few tears, and occasional escapes to far-flung corners of the globe. Equal parts sharp wit and weary wisdom, her writing reminds us that if we're going to survive the madness, we might as well laugh our way through it.
