Once Over Easy

Once Over Easy is actually describing my life. You may like me, occasionally break an egg yolk, which is known as a "broken yolk day" (things going badly). After filling a bowl with "broken yolks," what to do?
Scrambled eggs is the answer!
The following stories are true stories of my life, mostly "once over easy" with a few "scrambled eggs" tossed in.
I hope you enjoy.