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This is the long awaited sequel to my side-splitting classic, "HARDCORE HUMOR." Once again I combed the Earth for the absolute best in adult humor and debilitating insults, and painstakingly went through every single one to find the best of the best. If they didn't leave me rolling on the floor howling they were discarded. Simple as that. Nothing is diluted. Nothing is cheapened. Nothing is sacred. If you love dirty, disgusting, obscene, and totally offensive humor in all its forms then this is for you. As an added bonus I also included the greatest compilation of insults, comebacks, and putdowns ever crafted guaranteed to both humiliate any adversary foolish enough to draw your wrath, and send him running for an empty corner where he can curl into a fetal position and wet himself. If you loved HARDCORE HUMOR you'll positively salivate over its sequel. If you never read my first book, then what the hell are you waiting for? Let the fun begin !! Professor Philo T is an alias used by the author mainly because it's more sophisticated and worldly sounding than his given name. Not to mention it eliminates his having to field uncomfortable questions, and enduring long, baleful stares from his co-workers at his real job, many of who aren't lucky enough to be published authors. When not painstakingly counting the many years left until he's eligible to retire from his current career in law enforcement, the author is a longtime studier of the martial arts, the occult, old movies, prolonging death for as long as possible, and anything else he deems as "really cool." The author currently lives in Upstate New York with his drop-dead-gorgeous wife Nicole, and Bailey, the yorkie terrier who saw fit to adopt them as his human parents.