Laughter Lines

No I don't think that I'm Mr Know-It-All,

And you don't have to do what I say,

But here's a few tips to consider,

A few thoughts that I'd like to convey.

Here's another tip to remember:

If you think no-one cares about you,

Try missing a few mortgage payments

And you'll soon find out they do.

Small screen legend and multi-million record selling singer, Des O' Connor is a family favourite and a showbiz veteran. Now, proving himself to truly be a man of many talents, Des turns his hand to poetry. From sat nav nightmares to the perils of wrong recycling decisions; silver surfing to Strictly Come Dancing; life, love and laughter are all here in Des's deftly penned verses. Laughter Lines is a hilarious and heart-warming collection of ditties about life's little moments and oddities.