Hungry, Hungry Horrors

Community is cuisine when humanity is on the menu.

Bigbad City is beige and bland. So are its residents,
though they must be tasty since the death rate is glaringly
conspicuous. Frightening supernatural creatures frolic about
the metropolis, feasting upon its mundane residents like it's
2-for-1 night at the all human buffet.

Robin Bennett, a middling regional actor, is transported to
this world and must find a way to survive a game-like life,
posing as a pitifully powered mall Santa. All he wants is to
get home and abandon the demoralizing realization that
he's not cut out to survive there on his own. The game-
or maybe it's his own pickled psyche-keeps leading him
to make bad decisions, like . . . repeatedly.

Bedding down with a literal, smoking-hot incubus and
his succubus sister isn't bad-probably. However, it's the
only item on his plate. Hiding out with them in the suburbs
seems like a solid plan until were-things, undead things,
and angels from on-f***ing-high come calling.

Surely he won't succumb to the age-old axiom, "If you can't
beat 'em, join 'em"-right? He won't have to become a
monster, riiight? Not when his actual humanity is on the
line. Riiiiiight???

Nah, everything's totally fine.

A rollicksome urban fantasy for readers who think litRPG isn't for them.