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Hickory Daiquiri Dock

Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist

Tim Federle
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Pages
40
Year
2014
Language
English
Publisher
Running Press

About

Move over, Mother Goose.

Congratulations, and welcome to parenthood! Babies are a miracle, but even miracles poop. A lot. Thank goodness she's got your twinkling eyes, he's got your perfect nose, and we've got your aching back. Welcome to “Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist”, the ultimate gift for new parents everywhere.

Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist, it's time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw yourself an extremely quiet party. Especially if you've finally gotten the baby to sleep, which is always worth toasting to.

Drinks include:

-Eeny, Martini, Miny, Mo

-Jack and Coke (and Jill)

-Ring Around the Rose Old MacDonald Had a Flask

-Baa, Baa, Black Russian

-and more!

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