Hey Zombies! Thanks for NothingThree souls from 1987. One chaotic 2026. Zero clue what's going on.When a freak accident at a convention center catapults an unlikely trio forty years into the future, they discover that the "world of tomorrow" isn't exactly what the movies promised. They have four weeks to find out whether the future is a victory lap or a dumpster fire. Meet the time-travelers:The Reporter: Hard-hitting and looking for the scoop of the century...if she can stop screaming at the touchscreens.The 11th Grader: A cynical teen who was "over it" in 1987 and is even less impressed by the apocalypse of 2026.The 'Hobo': He didn't ask to travel through time; he just followed the scent of free appetizers and ended up in a different era.From the nostalgia of the eighties to the biting absurdity of the modern world, Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing is a high-octane, laugh-out-loud exploration of human nature. It's polished, poignant, and definitely worth the sleep you'll lose binge-reading it.If you enjoy sharp wit, fish-out-of-water chaos, and social satire that hits like a ton of bricks, this is the book you've been waiting for. Wayven Pienaar is a soul-driven creator in a data-driven era. While the world obsesses over algorithms and conversion rates, Wayven is busy protecting the human heart of storytelling.With a five-book backlist that serves as a digital monument to five years of passionate writing, Wayven's work stands as an authentic, human-first signal in a landscape flooded with shortcuts. If you miss the days when "logging on" wasn't a lifestyle, when big hair was the only "feed" you worried about, and when a story could touch a human heart forever, you've found your tribe.Come join Wayven's Crew. We miss 1987, too.
