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Got Milf?

The Modern Mom's Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great, and Rocking A Minivan

Sarah Maizes
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Pages
224
Year
2011
Language
English
Publisher
Penguin Publishing Group

About

YOU'RE EITHER A MILF OR YOU'RE A MILF-DUD. TAKE YOUR PICK.

For thousands of years, women have been expected to hang up their "hotness" once they had kids. They disappeared behind their families and the dashboards of minivans...Until now! Whether sporting a cardigan and jeans, sweats or a business suit, today's Mom is a shining example of confidence, poise, and age-defying beauty. Even as she juggles carpool, PTA, and the demands of the office, or shrieks, "GET IN THE TUB, NOOOWWW!", she's pretty darn hot.

A MILF ISN'T BORN, SHE'S MADE

A Milf is confident in her choices, because doubt is for 20-year-olds.

A Milf laughs. A lot.

A Milf kisses her man in public and hugs her kids until they cry out in sheer embarrassment.

A Milf doesn't let petty issues get her down and always looks up (take that gravity!).

GOT MILF? CELEBRATES WHERE THE MODERN WOMAN HAS TAKEN MOTHERHOOD. IT'S TIME TO STAND UP, EMBRACE YOUR INNER MILF AND BE COUNTED!

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